Why would i need two?

For a threesome.
because one is to few
In case one breaks.
because one is not enough
that's how it works
because two is twice as awesome
Because they're SMALL !!
Because you would. Simple as that.
one for talking to, the other for eating
because one is not enough and three are too many
Because you still only have one and need to make a three.
because one is never enough
Why not?
Put one foot in front of the other.
Two's a party.
In case the other breaks
becuase someone esle has 1
So you can dump one of them in the future.
Because, my friend, one just won't be enough - and I'm offering the second at a discount!
Erik has no idea.
Beacause one is too low!
To tango
Because otherwise you couldn't have three
because one isn't enough
Because 2 is always better than 1...